beep boop

batboysandgirls:

americachavez:

like do you think that average citizens who live in universes where superheroes exist just see these randomly really hot, really built, muscular athletic people wandering around and go “yeah that’s a superhero” but they let the superheroes pretend that they’re totally blending in with everyone else

Maybe civilians play a superhero version of ‘pregnant or not pregnant’ but instead it’s ‘hero or not hero’

gaypee:

when u hungry but ur food 2 hot image

Seeing what tricks my new pet knows during my first session

outofcontextdnd:

Me: Roll over.

GM: The hedgehog rolls over. It’s adorable.

Me: Stay.

GM: You take a few steps away. The hedgehog remains where it is.

Me: Heel.

GM: The hedgehog heals you for 5 HP.

Me: Holy shit.

bookloverevealed:

sparkleholethess:

Good to meet you lasagna.

worldfallsdown:

I found my new favourite Twitter account.

a practical guide to becoming a true pun master

animeteen:

  1. accept that no pun is actually Good, but that the true nature of a good pun is to be so terrible that it becomes good.
  2. say every pun that occurs to you. i’m so serious about this, sometimes the most well received puns will be ones you considered not saying.
  3. ALWAYS laugh at your own puns, even if nobody else is. (especially if nobody else is.)
  4. know that you are hilarious. puns are a limitless resource and you have taken it as your duty to bring this gift to humanity. you are a hero.

thinktwicetrue:

"Be like the flower that gives its fragrance to even the hand that crushes it.”

- Imam Ali (a)

The symbolism though… This is so powerful…

klefable:

shockingly, kids are sick and tired of paying hundreds of dollars for overpriced stacks of paper!!!!!! who wouldve thought!!!!!!

death-by-lulz:

where can i buy that apron

Anonymous asked: what if homestuck never ends. what if it sits unfinished forever and ever like a 13 year old's half-written slash fic. what if the gigaupdate never comes.

spacestepmom:

SlickPaint will be canon forever then

image

0ptimummm:

Today this girl in class looked different because she had straightened her hair and I told her it was so pretty and straight and she goes “unlike me”. So me thinking that she has bad self esteem, I say “don’t say that. You’re pretty.” To which she replies “oh no, im pretty. I’m just not straight.” And I shit you not my stomach still hurts from laughing too hard.

deersjaw:

Drink milk every day to prepare for the skeleton war

beep boop



batboysandgirls:

americachavez:

like do you think that average citizens who live in universes where superheroes exist just see these randomly really hot, really built, muscular athletic people wandering around and go “yeah that’s a superhero” but they let the superheroes pretend that they’re totally blending in with everyone else

Maybe civilians play a superhero version of ‘pregnant or not pregnant’ but instead it’s ‘hero or not hero’

52 minutes ago with 720 notes ©
54 minutes ago with 32,620 notes ©

gaypee:

when u hungry but ur food 2 hot image

8 hours ago with 132,686 notes ©

Seeing what tricks my new pet knows during my first session

outofcontextdnd:

Me: Roll over.

GM: The hedgehog rolls over. It’s adorable.

Me: Stay.

GM: You take a few steps away. The hedgehog remains where it is.

Me: Heel.

GM: The hedgehog heals you for 5 HP.

Me: Holy shit.

8 hours ago with 11,202 notes ©

bookloverevealed:

sparkleholethess:

Good to meet you lasagna.

8 hours ago with 16,861 notes ©
#good to MEAT you #hahahahhahahahahahahahahhahaha

worldfallsdown:

I found my new favourite Twitter account.

8 hours ago with 31,628 notes ©

a practical guide to becoming a true pun master

animeteen:

  1. accept that no pun is actually Good, but that the true nature of a good pun is to be so terrible that it becomes good.
  2. say every pun that occurs to you. i’m so serious about this, sometimes the most well received puns will be ones you considered not saying.
  3. ALWAYS laugh at your own puns, even if nobody else is. (especially if nobody else is.)
  4. know that you are hilarious. puns are a limitless resource and you have taken it as your duty to bring this gift to humanity. you are a hero.
8 hours ago with 100,333 notes ©

thoughtsofarandommind:

theneutronflow:

mayahan:

Space-Saving Design Ideas

Space saving furniture

image

8 hours ago with 87,093 notes ©

thinktwicetrue:

"Be like the flower that gives its fragrance to even the hand that crushes it.”

- Imam Ali (a)

The symbolism though… This is so powerful…
8 hours ago with 209,642 notes ©

klefable:

shockingly, kids are sick and tired of paying hundreds of dollars for overpriced stacks of paper!!!!!! who wouldve thought!!!!!!

8 hours ago with 123,452 notes ©
13 hours ago with 8,356 notes

death-by-lulz:

where can i buy that apron

13 hours ago with 227,319 notes ©
Anonymous said:
what if homestuck never ends. what if it sits unfinished forever and ever like a 13 year old's half-written slash fic. what if the gigaupdate never comes.

spacestepmom:

SlickPaint will be canon forever then

image

13 hours ago with 1,416 notes ©

0ptimummm:

Today this girl in class looked different because she had straightened her hair and I told her it was so pretty and straight and she goes “unlike me”. So me thinking that she has bad self esteem, I say “don’t say that. You’re pretty.” To which she replies “oh no, im pretty. I’m just not straight.” And I shit you not my stomach still hurts from laughing too hard.

13 hours ago with 249,766 notes ©

deersjaw:

Drink milk every day to prepare for the skeleton war

15 hours ago with 27,844 notes ©
#yum yum in my skele belly
THEME

batboysandgirls:

americachavez:

like do you think that average citizens who live in universes where superheroes exist just see these randomly really hot, really built, muscular athletic people wandering around and go “yeah that’s a superhero” but they let the superheroes pretend that they’re totally blending in with everyone else

Maybe civilians play a superhero version of ‘pregnant or not pregnant’ but instead it’s ‘hero or not hero’

52 minutes ago with 720 notes ©
54 minutes ago with 32,620 notes ©

gaypee:

when u hungry but ur food 2 hot image

8 hours ago with 132,686 notes ©

Seeing what tricks my new pet knows during my first session

outofcontextdnd:

Me: Roll over.

GM: The hedgehog rolls over. It’s adorable.

Me: Stay.

GM: You take a few steps away. The hedgehog remains where it is.

Me: Heel.

GM: The hedgehog heals you for 5 HP.

Me: Holy shit.

8 hours ago with 11,202 notes ©

bookloverevealed:

sparkleholethess:

Good to meet you lasagna.

8 hours ago with 16,861 notes ©   /     #good to MEAT you   #hahahahhahahahahahahahahhahaha

worldfallsdown:

I found my new favourite Twitter account.

8 hours ago with 31,628 notes ©

a practical guide to becoming a true pun master

animeteen:

  1. accept that no pun is actually Good, but that the true nature of a good pun is to be so terrible that it becomes good.
  2. say every pun that occurs to you. i’m so serious about this, sometimes the most well received puns will be ones you considered not saying.
  3. ALWAYS laugh at your own puns, even if nobody else is. (especially if nobody else is.)
  4. know that you are hilarious. puns are a limitless resource and you have taken it as your duty to bring this gift to humanity. you are a hero.
8 hours ago with 100,333 notes ©

thoughtsofarandommind:

theneutronflow:

mayahan:

Space-Saving Design Ideas

Space saving furniture

image

8 hours ago with 87,093 notes ©

thinktwicetrue:

"Be like the flower that gives its fragrance to even the hand that crushes it.”

- Imam Ali (a)

The symbolism though… This is so powerful…
8 hours ago with 209,642 notes ©

klefable:

shockingly, kids are sick and tired of paying hundreds of dollars for overpriced stacks of paper!!!!!! who wouldve thought!!!!!!

8 hours ago with 123,452 notes ©
13 hours ago with 8,356 notes

death-by-lulz:

where can i buy that apron

13 hours ago with 227,319 notes ©

Anonymous said:
what if homestuck never ends. what if it sits unfinished forever and ever like a 13 year old's half-written slash fic. what if the gigaupdate never comes.


spacestepmom:

SlickPaint will be canon forever then

image

13 hours ago with 1,416 notes ©

0ptimummm:

Today this girl in class looked different because she had straightened her hair and I told her it was so pretty and straight and she goes “unlike me”. So me thinking that she has bad self esteem, I say “don’t say that. You’re pretty.” To which she replies “oh no, im pretty. I’m just not straight.” And I shit you not my stomach still hurts from laughing too hard.

13 hours ago with 249,766 notes ©

deersjaw:

Drink milk every day to prepare for the skeleton war

15 hours ago with 27,844 notes ©   /     #yum yum in my skele belly
THEME
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beep boop

20th September 2014

batboysandgirls:

americachavez:

like do you think that average citizens who live in universes where superheroes exist just see these randomly really hot, really built, muscular athletic people wandering around and go “yeah that’s a superhero” but they let the superheroes pretend that they’re totally blending in with everyone else

Maybe civilians play a superhero version of ‘pregnant or not pregnant’ but instead it’s ‘hero or not hero’

Source: americachavez

20th September 2014

Source: metrodorus

20th September 2014

gaypee:

when u hungry but ur food 2 hot image

Source: gaypee

20th September 2014

Seeing what tricks my new pet knows during my first session

outofcontextdnd:

Me: Roll over.

GM: The hedgehog rolls over. It’s adorable.

Me: Stay.

GM: You take a few steps away. The hedgehog remains where it is.

Me: Heel.

GM: The hedgehog heals you for 5 HP.

Me: Holy shit.

Source: outofcontextdnd

20th September 2014

bookloverevealed:

sparkleholethess:

Good to meet you lasagna.

bookloverevealed:

sparkleholethess:

Good to meet you lasagna.

Tagged: good to MEAT youhahahahhahahahahahahahahhahaha

Source: sparkleholethess

20th September 2014

a practical guide to becoming a true pun master

animeteen:

  1. accept that no pun is actually Good, but that the true nature of a good pun is to be so terrible that it becomes good.
  2. say every pun that occurs to you. i’m so serious about this, sometimes the most well received puns will be ones you considered not saying.
  3. ALWAYS laugh at your own puns, even if nobody else is. (especially if nobody else is.)
  4. know that you are hilarious. puns are a limitless resource and you have taken it as your duty to bring this gift to humanity. you are a hero.

Source: kiluas

20th September 2014

thinktwicetrue:


"Be like the flower that gives its fragrance to even the hand that crushes it.”
- Imam Ali (a)

The symbolism though… This is so powerful…

thinktwicetrue:

"Be like the flower that gives its fragrance to even the hand that crushes it.”

- Imam Ali (a)

The symbolism though… This is so powerful…

Source: kristina-neumann

20th September 2014

klefable:

shockingly, kids are sick and tired of paying hundreds of dollars for overpriced stacks of paper!!!!!! who wouldve thought!!!!!!

klefable:

shockingly, kids are sick and tired of paying hundreds of dollars for overpriced stacks of paper!!!!!! who wouldve thought!!!!!!

Source: klefable

19th September 2014

19th September 2014

death-by-lulz:

where can i buy that apron

death-by-lulz:

where can i buy that apron

Source: nondeterminism

19th September 2014

0ptimummm:

Today this girl in class looked different because she had straightened her hair and I told her it was so pretty and straight and she goes “unlike me”. So me thinking that she has bad self esteem, I say “don’t say that. You’re pretty.” To which she replies “oh no, im pretty. I’m just not straight.” And I shit you not my stomach still hurts from laughing too hard.

Source: 0ptimummm

19th September 2014

deersjaw:

Drink milk every day to prepare for the skeleton war

Tagged: yum yum in my skele belly

Source: totalhunk